Simon's Fan Club

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Don't get me started on the girls in Simon's life. Let's just say the words high maintenance come to mind. Simon's high maintenance himself, in a materialistic/physical appearance kind of way, not in a needy, emotional kind of way. After one particular story, I told Simon to tell this one girl to snap out of it, have some dignity and move on. (I hope his friends never Google his name and find this!)

This graffiti on his car windows with window chalk is apparently the retaliation from one girl towards another girl who left a note under his windshield. One-up-womanship, in other words.

The other window says Simon hearts Steph, which creeps me out just a little, except the spelling of our names is COMPLETELY different.

The funniest part was when I told Steve about it he said, "Gee, I hope it doesn't go to his head." To which I replied, "He's so fragile." I always tease Simon that he has very healthy self-esteem, shall we say? He knows he's cocky and obnoxious. I once told him the girls he hangs around with are all so shallow. He said, "Oh the guys are too. We're all shallow." Alrighty then.

The running joke between Steve and me, was wondering just how many days would it take Simon to remove this from his windows. After a myriad of excuses, I finally got in his face about it because I was embarrassed by it, which I know makes no sense at all since I'm not the one driving the car. I was embarrassed for him, in some way, which again is silly because clearly he wasn't embarrassed to drive around like that. Anyway, it was on there for 2 days.

That's my boy.
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